Are They Made From Real Girl Scouts?

My kids are outside right now telling the neighbour kids that the watermelon has real sugar babies in it.

PHOTO CREDIT: CHEEZBURGER

Shit My Kids Say #1

* I think every parent has moments where their kids just say stuff right out of left field and sometimes, we need to share. So if you want to share the things your kids say without the child welfare authorities banging on your door, feel free to send it my way and I'll post it here, so we can all join in on the laughs and horrors that come from the mouths of babes.


Boy: "What is the road made out of?"

Me: "Asphalt."

Boy: "Ass Fart?"

Me: "ASHHHHH FALLLLLT."

Boy: "ASSSSSSS FARRRRRT?"

Me: "Pavement."